Visual Δ

A blog which harbors terrible sketches accompanied by small rants. Inspired by Hyperbole and a Half.

The content on this site is satire and should be interpreted as such.

Focused Rant

Self-Portrait

Aspiration

I have some pretty high aspirations for myself. I want to become so much better than what I am currently, and I'm constantly learning and fixing everything that I can. Consider this the first part of a benchmark that I can reflect back on in the future. These are some snow-capped mountains that I painted today in Artrage.

Delusional & Fat

My mother is fat. Yes, about forty lbs. overweight. She "sprained her ankle" the other day. Except she didn't. Apparently, she broke her ankle while walking around a cross country course. Her ankle locked up on her and gave out.

Mother: I'm depressed. My bones keep fracturing and breaking and I know there's something wrong.

Yes, mother. There is something wrong. Your bones cannot support your weight due to the fact that YOU ARE A LAZY PERSON WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT MANY PROBLEMS COULD GO AWAY IF YOU WOULD EAT RIGHT AND EXERCISE. I've tried to tell her. She just loves to make excuses.





Ms. Conservative

While discussing abortion in class, my English teacher proposed an idea for women who have aborted a child...





Touchpads Suck

I'm waiting for my debit card to come in the mail right now. Until then, I can't buy anything. I desperately need a graphics tablet to draw. I would just continue to use my touchpad and not spend any money, but...